Wine has been enjoyed by people for centuries, not only for its taste but also for its ability to create a relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere. Along with the pleasure of drinking wine, there is also a rich culture of wine appreciation and humor that surrounds it.
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24 Hilarious Wine Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Quotes About Red Wine
- “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.” – Oliver Goldsmith
- “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” – Joan Collins
- “Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.” – Unknown
- “I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy
- “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
Quotes About White Wine
- “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” – Galileo Galilei
- “I’m not a wine connoisseur, but I do know that a good bottle of white tastes better after you’ve removed the cork from the bottle.” – Anonymous
- “I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.” – Robin Williams
- “Good wine is a necessity of life for me.” – Thomas Jefferson
- “I drink white wine on ice to remind myself of the glaciers that used to be here.” – Unknown
Quotes About Champagne
- “I only drink champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad.” – Lily Bollinger
- “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?” – Noel Coward
- “I drink champagne when I win, to celebrate… and I drink champagne when I lose, to console myself.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
- “I could easily live on champagne and bread alone.” – Marlene Dietrich
- “Come quickly, I am tasting the stars!” – Dom Perignon (upon inventing champagne)
Quotes About Wine and Love
- “Wine and love are alike. You can never have enough of either.” – Unknown
- “I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.” – Sarah Williams (This is a poetic reference to a famous quote about wine.)
- “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.” – Unknown
- “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” – enjamin Franklin
Quotes About Wine and Aging
- “I have drunken deep of joy, and I will taste no other wine tonight.” – Percy Bysshe Shelley
- “Wine is a passport to the world.” – Robert Mondavi
- “Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII
- “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.” – enjamin Franklin
Conclusion
These wine quotes show the humorous and lighthearted side of wine, demonstrating that it is not just a beverage but also a cultural phenomenon that can be celebrated and enjoyed in many ways.
Since you made it here…Interesting Wines to try
2019 Bouchaine Hyde Vineyard Merlot Carneros – Napa Valley
- The legendary Hyde Vineyard unveils a brilliantly structured Merlot
- Ripe tannins dominate, yet irresistibly approachable in its early evolution
- Sarsaparilla, cola spice, and cigar humidor dance with black licorice
- Layers of plum sauce, blackberries, cassis, and black raspberries unfold
- Scrubby herbs emerge with perky acidity, keeping the experience lively
- Immerse yourself in the world of wine with Hyde Vineyard’s masterpiece
- Elevate your tasting experience with this captivating Merlot
2019 Chappellet Merlot Napa Valley
- Inky richness, bursting with toasty cacao, espresso, and grilled vanilla
- Silky mouthfeel framed by sweet, integrating tannins
- Spiced plums, cassis, and bright acidity lingering through a blueberry-kissed finish
2019 Cuvaison Arcilla Merlot Los Carneros – Napa Valley
- Pure evocation of strawberries with evolving tea-like tannins
- Flavors of blackberry, black raspberry, and smashed blueberry
- Notably savory with hints of carob, mineral, black licorice, and plum sauce layers
2019 Duckhorn Three Palms Vineyard Merlot Napa Valley
- A beautiful expression with sweet tannins and well-integrated oak spicing
- Hoisin sauce, cassis, violets, and candied orange peels
- Sandalwood, floral peppercorns, espresso beans, warm vanilla, and loam
2019 L’Ecole No. 41 Merlot Walla Walla Valley, Washington
- Estate-grown brilliance structured for mid-term aging
- Ripe red berry fruit and cherries finding counterpoints in dusty tannins and carob
- Minerality pulsing through each sip, delivering a brilliant wine experience
2019 La Jota Vineyard Co. Howell Mountain Estate MerlotNapa Valley
- A classic effort from winemaker Chris Carpenter with astounding mountain-grown grapes
- Age-worthy tannins allowing notes of licorice, granite, cacao nibs, and well-steeped tea to shine
- Cardamom and violets lingering through the long, elegant finish
2020 Macari Vineyards Merlot North Fork of Long Island
- A spicy and fascinating expression, dominated by crushed peppercorns
- Remarkably translucent, revealing red cherries, raspberries, and toasted fennel seeds with oak spice
2018 Meeker Winemakers’ Handprint Collection Merlot Sonoma County
- Lifted and well-delineated, expressive of black raspberries, ripe cherries, and goji berries
- Loamy earthiness, sarsaparilla-dusted tannins, and a bay-leaf note creating an intriguing wine experience
- Elegant yet powerful, structured for cellaring or enjoying now with grilled meat
2019 Mt. Brave Merlot Mt. Veeder, Napa Valley
- Toasty, rich, and brooding, a wine rewarding patience
- Notes of blackberry liqueur, kirsch, cassis, purple plums, and cardamom promising complexity
- Impressive balance and structure with graphite-like tannins and singed laurel nuances
2019 Northstar Premier Merlot Columbia Valley, Washington
- Velvety texture, ripe with a counterbalancing punch of acidity
- Crushed blackberries and mulberries, vanilla, clove, and toasty oak through the finish
- A stellar example of what the wine variety does best in the Columbia Valley
2019 PlumpJack Estate Winery Merlot Napa Valley
- A toasty, modern, crowd-pleasing beauty with rich, chocolatey notes
- Plums, blackberries, and cassis lifted by candied violets
- Aging potential of five to seven years, but delightful fruitiness makes it enjoyable now
2019 Ridge Vineyards Estate Merlot Santa Cruz Mountains
- Shining with the character of the venerable Monte Bello Vineyard
- Cedar, incense, brambly berries, elegant balance, and beautifully calibrated acidity
- Promising another ten to fifteen years of life ahead
2019 Rutherford Hill Winery Merlot Napa Valley
- Silky and herbaceous, less fruit-forward than typical Napa Merlot
- Layers of black and red raspberries, cherries, and chocolate with lively mineral finish
- A solid value delivering a unique wine experience for less than $30
- Estate-grown Merlot marked by toasty oak, cafe mocha notes, and woodsy spices
- Silky tannins, density, and underlying pulse of minerality providing real energy
- A captivating wine experience with impressive aging potential
2020 Seven Hills Winery Seven Hills Founding Vineyard Walla Walla Valley, Washington
- Fruit-forward Merlot from a vineyard planted in the early-1980s
- Underlying bergamot note with nuances of sage, oregano, and cracked peppercorns
- Sweet tannins lingering through flavors of red and purple plums and huckleberries
2018 St. Supéry Estate Vineyards and Winery Rutherford Estate Vineyards MerlotNapa Valley
- Rich, chocolatey aromas of hoisin sauce and spiced blackberry liqueur
- Balanced acidity with minerality, hint of dried herbs, and fantastic kirsch finish
2019 Vérité La Muse
- One of the most intriguing and appealing new-release Merlots
- A balance of perfume and depth with red currants, raspberries, cherries, plums, graphite, and hints of tobacco and sandalwood
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